Friday, October 23, 2009

If you have to be a bear, be a grizzly.

The next animal Bug will learn to respect and imitate is the grizzly bear. Weighing in at 750-1000 lbs. and standing 6-8' tall on its hind legs, this is not a creature to be trifled with. Don't be deceived by the nonchalant look in his eye; it is only his rock hard confidence in all those rippling muscles covered by silky fur.

Heck, you have to be the Hulk just to walk away from a fight with one of these bad boys.

I know what you're thinking: "Liz, grizzly bears are brown and yours is black. What's up with that?"

Let me tell you something, grizzlies choose to be brown. They could be black if they wanted. Besides, the name "grizzly" comes from their "grizzled" or gray-tipped fur. Yeah, like millions of tiny silver-tipped spears, just begging for some stupid werewolf to make a move.

Bug will learn, like a grizzly, that some fights must be fought to the death, and some are simply not worth fighting. He will be instilled with their sense of protection and provision for those for whom they are responsible. Plus, he'll probably have really great hair and thus, a way with the ladies.

I think this bear just killed Rambo and stole his cigar.

Next up: the Tiger, king of the jungle, just ask Shere Kahn

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